by Fredrick J. Rourk
Copyright 2009
Chapter 5
Mother
I have never been so happy, or been so proud of my mother. She was simply spectacular as she led us in our first battle. Our victory happened in the forest down the hill from the King’s Castle. I say us for I have been knighted and have joined the Ancient Order of the Black Hats. My Mother’s Unseelie Dark Knights for she is their Captain.
We waste no time after our victor and soon begin marching forward towards the castle up the hill. I proudly march on my mother’s right as her Lieutenant. My Mother is an amazing combination of beauty and death. She sits astride her Nightmare Charger, flames shooting from its hooves, fire in its eyes, and our enemies’ blood dripping from the fearsome beast mouth. Mother wears blood red plate armor with black piping. Her helm is all black with a white skull mask in the front. On her blood red shield is the insignia of our order a white grinning skull wearing a big black top hat.
To my mother’s left marches her other Lieutenant; her old friend the Baroness Maurelle. My marriage contract is no longer an issue. The Baroness confessed to everything. She told us how it was she who put pressure on the King to enforce the marriage contract. Baroness Maurelle confessed to urging the King to put a bounty on me to be brought in. At first my mother was furious with her old friend, but as she listened to Maurelle’s tell of horror and woe she forgave her.
The poor Baroness her son grew up to be a big disappointment. Why last year he was voted “Nicest and most Pure Hearted Knight of the Seelie Court.” I mean it was bad enough that he joined up with the good guys.
The broken hearted Baroness took hope that being married to me he might go back to being evil. Well my mother was not going to allow her only daughter to be married to no goody two shoes. My Mother the High Princess simply tore up the contract. See she put in a Royal Clause. This clause basically gave her the right to cancel the contract at will.
All of that damn drama for nothing. It is so weird the moment she tore up the contract. I quit having feelings for the poor guy. Now at this point I’m just a little confused. If I’m free why are we fighting? I’m not a captive. The wedding is canceled. It is always good to know what you are fighting for.
The Ancient Prophecy foretelling the Kingdom of Blood. That’s right I almost forgot. See a very long time ago there where two sisters. There names where Luna and Gaia. Now both of these sisters had fallen in love with the same guy. His name was Sol. Mr. Sol had decided that the younger sister Luna was the one he loved and wanted for his wife. Gaia the older sister was furious and jealous. She placed a curse on the couple to keep them apart.
Ever since then poor old Sol and Luna have only been able to be together for brief instances (lunar and solar eclipses). In their grief at being kept apart the couple dreamed up children to keep them company. The children’s names where of course Oberon and Titania. With Oberon of course being the son of Luna and dear Titania being the daughter of Sol.
Fast forward many years later. Luna and Sol notice their children are not happy. They have no friends and no place to play. During one of their brief encounters Sol and Luna dream up a new land. They create more dream children for Oberon and Titania to play with. In this new land of Arcadia; Oberon and Titania are made king and queen.
All the people of Arcadia quickly divided into those that followed Oberon and those that followed Titania. In this way the Unseelie and the Seelie Court first began.
For many long ages everything along peacefully somewhat. Manny in the land seemed happy with the arrangement. Then one day Mr. Puck played his Midsummer Prank. From this great prank Queen Titania ended up giving birth to a child fathered from another man. Her name was Princess Glorianna; half faerie and half human. Everyone in the Land of Arcadia was shocked, but happy. Slowly as the new Princess grew so did a new idea.
That idea was eventually formed into the Orange Court. A third court of politics that changed the political landscape. For the new court was neither dark nor light, nor hot nor cold, but moderate. To bad the Orange Court was doomed. Its figurehead was half human and therefore suffered from human frailties.
Young Princess Glorianna had fallen madly in love with a human man. Against her parents wishes she married him and forever forsaken her immortal faerie half forever. Manny in the land blamed the King and the Queen for this tragedy. Without really intending it they planted the seed for a deadly curse upon their great rulers.
In their grief at the loss of Glorianna the King and the Queen put aside old differences and soon gave birth to a new Princess. My mother who on the day she was boon the last members of the Orange Court sacrificed their lives to give power to the Doom Curse placed on the King and Queen.
It is foretold that one day the High Princess Donella will go into a Blood Rage and take the off the heads of the King Oberon and Queen Titania. Covered in their blood my mother will pick up the Royal Crowns and merge them both into a sing crown.
With the deaths of King Oberon and Queen Titania the Unseelie Court and the Seelie Court will both be no more. Arcadia the Land of Dreams will be lost and reborn as the Kingdom of Blood. A new land filled with rage and destruction.
Wait a minute. That’s what I’m here fighting for? I do not particularly care for this place, but that just seems a little extreme. Just about the time I’ve decided to stop my mother, and talk to her about all this. The idiots in the Drawbridge Tower have decided to fire a volley of arrows at us. Well at least I now know why Knights call their horses Chargers. My Mother’s Charger is fast I had to do a little this and that just to keep up with them.
“Mother you can knock off with the showboating,” I think to myself. I watch as she kills five of the enemy before I can even get to one. She just straight away goes and kabobs three of them with her lance. Then she takes the heads off two more of them as she draws her sword in a big blinding arc. Fine you want show boating I’ll give you show boating.
I draw forth my sword the beautiful instrument given me by my dear Nuoli. Communicating to the Fire Salamander Spirit bonded in the blade. “Hey dude you know it would be just great if you could like engulf those guys over there in your fire.”
“Firesong may be to tame of a name for this awesome blade of devastation,” I think to myself. Everyone has stopped fighting to gawk at my sword’s awesome path of burning destruction. The ashes of those who stood in the way of the advancing flames are glowing white hot little mounds. Unfortunately the cobblestones of the nice little road leading up to the Drawbridge Tower are glowing white hot as well. Not to mention the red hot metal bars of the Tower’s Portcullis. Wow that was just a little more than I was expecting. At least I succeeded in upstaging my Mother for once.
“Dear Daughter please tell me you have a plan for getting our army across your supper heated path of devastation?” Inquires my Mother as she removes her helmet and shakes out her beautiful auburn hair.
“Your Highnesses I suggest we bivouac break for tea and scones,” says the Baroness Maurelle.
“A most excellent idea my old friend I do feel famished. While we are at break perhaps my daughter can take some scouts down to the moat edge and do some reconnaissance. The least she can do is find us another route into the castle. I fear by now they have surely raised and locked the Drawbridge in place,” Says my Mother.
“Yes Mother,” I agree realizing I’m not getting any scones today. This day has gone from bad to worse, to just plain nightmarish. Now I have gone and disappointed my Mother. I went and ruined her plans for a quick and easy conquest. “I’m the worst daughter ever,” as I spend the next couple of hours crying on a rock down by the moat.
Suddenly someone is placing a blanket around me. I look up into the eyes of Nuoli and Simone.
“What are you guys doing here?”
“We have come to talk to you while the King’s Negotiator is meeting with your Mother,” says Nuoli.
“It was so romantic your father gave her roses, chocolate, and sexy lingerie” gushes Simone.
“Wait the King’s Negotiator is my father?”
“Yes,” they both say in unison.
“Well they better be practicing safe sex the last thing the world and I need is a new sibling.”
“Don’t be so dramatic. You should be happy for your parents. All mine ever do is work, fight with each other, and just sit around the house,” says Nuoli.
“Umm Nuoli I’ve been wondering is the sword going to do that every time I want to use it’s fire powers?”
Nuoli replies, “No it should not have done that. My only explanation is that this land enhances magical powers. Astrid do you still have the Rubik’s Cube?”
“Oh do you want that back? Simone what do you think? Should I just give it back to him?”
“No way; make him pay for it. At least find out what it does,” says Simone.
“Please Astrid can I have it back. My supplier just text me and informed me that that he will be unable to get any more for a long time. See bonded inside the cube are a dozen rare pure bred Nipponese Green Gremlins.”
“Are these Japanese Green Gremlins the best?” I ask while tossing the cube straight up in the air and then catching it. Getting a good feel for the weight and estimating the distance to the Drawbridge.
“Astrid do not do it. Just please don’t do it. Right now your father is negotiating to put an end to this fighting,” pleads Nuoli.
“Now guys what fun would that be,” as I let loose a beautiful throw. The cube flies in a nice arc and then shatters against the Castle’s Draw Bridge.
“Girl that was not very nice,” says Simone.
I leave my friends down by the moat. Changing into a form fit for battle as I make my way towards the Drawbridge Guard Tower. With my off hand I rip the Tower’s Portcullis free and simply toss it into the moat. During all this I’m fighting back the guards with my sword arm. My actions have not gone unnoticed and soon I find myself joined in battle by most of Mother’s Nights. Together we make quick work of the remaining Tower Guards.
One of the Nights shouts “Lieutenant what about the Drawbridge?”
“Do not fear I sent in saboteurs to remedy the situation. You there Corporal go and see to it that my mother is informed of the situation. My fellow Nights of the Order of Black Hats our battle continues.”
The Knights are cheering me as occasionally issued from inside the Castle are the sounds of screeching gears, and metal clanging from across the moat. Then suddenly there is a very loud bang followed by a swooshing sound as the Drawbridge comes crashing down.
Rallying the Nights behind me,” This Castle is now ours!” Thinking to myself ”today has been a good day.”
